Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 04, 2020

Where’s Alf when you need him?

It is the only way for her to clean up – having the cats lick her.

Pascal is in there somewhere, too.

Never heard a cat say, “MOEW”?

I don’t know dude, would you want to date a crazy cat lady?

That is a good way to ruin a fairy tale.

The Disney version of Rapunzel had a lizard as her animal companion.

Wow. Apparently MEOW upside down is MOEW. Sort of cool, that. I am going to enjoy figuring out how to work THAT into a conversation.

Forget it my dear, I just remembered I had another engagement….to another…..

There was an old cartoon in Mad magazine that had Rapunzel with a dandruff problem… you can imagine the rest…

That one cat could be communicating with a foreign accent. Probably in German. “Moew” could have sounded “meu.”

I’ll bet that the cats get REALLY tired of having Rapunzel’s hair everywhere all the time.

That’s not the pussy he had in mind.

Or maybe they’re keeping the “rats” out of her long hair…