Red and Rover by Brian Basset for February 06, 2020

Red, let me rephrase the Rule. If you continue to tease me with that bacon on your plate for 5 seconds (more like 3 seconds now), I may do something to this table that will put your entire breakfast in MY exclusive domain, the floor.

Heck, with Satchel Pooch it doesn’t even need to be food. And I’m pretty sure 5 months would not be a problem.

Forget it, Red, you are not going to win this argument!

I’m with Rover on this one.

In that house there is no five-second rule; everything that hits the floor belongs to Rover!

Who cares. IT’S BACON! :D :D

No, the rule for dogs is: It’s okay to eat if you keep it down the second time.

Ewwww! Ok, ok, you can have some….I just lost my appetite….

Shucks Red, give the pup some bacon.

Dogs are always hungry enough to eat anything that looks like food.

Red looks like he’s lost his appetite in the last frame, sooooo! I think Rover will win the bacon!

At some point, it goes from “eat” to “roll in it.”

How about “never?” I don’t think there is such thing as an expiration dates in their world!

Rover, if it hits the floor you have made a score!

My sister’s dog once found a fossilized tater tot that was easily five years old. It was pried out of her mouth. That mummy tot was the one that got away.

If you have a dog, bacon won’t be on the floor for 5 seconds, or even 1.

In the last panel, “hours” should be in bold, not the “five” before it.

BACON, BACON, BACON…yummmm

Oh Red and Rover you two always put a smile on my face…..

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