If one could somehow mash together the minister of silly walks with a fugly gooch faced little dog scooting his butt along the ground, all while balancing a bag of hot nickels, you might just approximate the local style of strolling.
The Froglandian Slide-Shuffle is world famous. It is the preferred method of walking in Froglandian winter storm weather. Knees should be bent to maintain a lower center of gravity, and weight is never placed on a foot that has not been already known to be firmly placed on a surface that will allow the friction and substance to support locomotion.
Visitors to the Lunar Cities are often told to “walk like a Froglandian” so they don’t go caroming off of ceilings.
We Froglandians are adept at Frog Marching that requires no extra bodies. We learn to walk with bent knees and arms bound behind our backs from the earliest age. Our parades are a glorious sight!
Of course, there are those Marxian characters who like to insert duck-walks into the parades, but they are sent packing off to Freelandia…
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
And don’t move nowhere…
Move ahead
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Tut imposter we saw on SNL moved much more confidently than that.
nathanbtlr over 4 years ago
I hope Steve Martin gets to that song before Weird Al.
Buoy over 4 years ago
If one could somehow mash together the minister of silly walks with a fugly gooch faced little dog scooting his butt along the ground, all while balancing a bag of hot nickels, you might just approximate the local style of strolling.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Froglandian Slide-Shuffle is world famous. It is the preferred method of walking in Froglandian winter storm weather. Knees should be bent to maintain a lower center of gravity, and weight is never placed on a foot that has not been already known to be firmly placed on a surface that will allow the friction and substance to support locomotion.
Visitors to the Lunar Cities are often told to “walk like a Froglandian” so they don’t go caroming off of ceilings.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago
We Froglandians are adept at Frog Marching that requires no extra bodies. We learn to walk with bent knees and arms bound behind our backs from the earliest age. Our parades are a glorious sight!
Of course, there are those Marxian characters who like to insert duck-walks into the parades, but they are sent packing off to Freelandia…
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
“Well, you can rock it you can roll it
You can stop and you can stroll it at the hop …”
Randy B Premium Member over 4 years ago
Does anyone else get a Zoidberg vibe from today’s drawing?
INGSOC over 4 years ago
you’ve got to put one foot in front of the other, put your other foot down, down, down, down
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Don’t want to seem overly critical, but I’m pretty sure this is derivative. I am sure The Bangles would agree: http://tinyurl.com/lhkufha
To be sure, Froglandia is not Egypt, though there are some natural phenomena that may be analogous….