Lima, Ohio, huh? Small world. Jimmy Buffett often mentions the All Girls Choir in Lima, Ohio when he sings his song, Why Don’t We Get Intoxicated and Fornicate.
(I cleaned up the song title in the unlikely event @Ushindi is lurking out there somewhere)
I knew of a nurse who was killed in a head-on accident. The driver of the other car was legally intoxicated at 7 am when the accident occurred but was not charged in her death.
Investigator’s discovered that the accident was totally the nurse’s fault. She’d crossed over into the oncoming lane and struck, head-on, the other car.
The drink impaired driver, even if he’d been completely sober, could not have done anything to avoid the accident.
The nurse wasn’t looking at the road but was applying makeup at the time of the crash. The eyeliner was found still clutched in her hand.
…and you ladies can shave your legs on the way to work (or wherever). I’ve just invented an electric razor with buttons that lets you text while you’re shaving while you’re driving. BUT WAIT!! It comes with a lifetime guarantee!
Never cared for electric shavers: they tend to bite, and wouldn’t give a close shave. Shaving while driving is a no-no anyway! This is all so wrong (except that the price is right)! If one chooses to shave, do so the good old way, and before leaving home, of course….
David OBrien over 4 years ago
“Weasels ripped my flesh”. Based on a tabloid with the same theme.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Shaving, makeup, no seatbelts…..
The Old Wolf over 4 years ago
Farding in a moving vehicle is absolutely prohibited!
coltish1 over 4 years ago
If you have to use your commute time as your shaving time, you schedule may be a little tight.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 4 years ago
Lima, Ohio, huh? Small world. Jimmy Buffett often mentions the All Girls Choir in Lima, Ohio when he sings his song, Why Don’t We Get Intoxicated and Fornicate.
(I cleaned up the song title in the unlikely event @Ushindi is lurking out there somewhere)
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
Great for driving inverted!
A# 466 over 4 years ago
Fair Radio is still in Lima.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
R2 D2. Reverse 2 or not Drive 2. Start Wart
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
I know a girl who would like that.
androgenoide over 4 years ago
A dynamotor would be way cooler than an inverter.
gigagrouch over 4 years ago
It’s been a long time since cars had 6 volt batteries…
Linguist over 4 years ago
I knew of a nurse who was killed in a head-on accident. The driver of the other car was legally intoxicated at 7 am when the accident occurred but was not charged in her death.
Investigator’s discovered that the accident was totally the nurse’s fault. She’d crossed over into the oncoming lane and struck, head-on, the other car.
The drink impaired driver, even if he’d been completely sober, could not have done anything to avoid the accident.
The nurse wasn’t looking at the road but was applying makeup at the time of the crash. The eyeliner was found still clutched in her hand.
Ray_C over 4 years ago
…and you ladies can shave your legs on the way to work (or wherever). I’ve just invented an electric razor with buttons that lets you text while you’re shaving while you’re driving. BUT WAIT!! It comes with a lifetime guarantee!
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
Why Don’t We Do It “ON” The Road …!
Pharmakeus Ubik over 4 years ago
Just what is a 3 way radio anyway?
6turtle9 over 4 years ago
A little trim never hurt no one, and it’s a good way to make the surveillance pickle jealous.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Never cared for electric shavers: they tend to bite, and wouldn’t give a close shave. Shaving while driving is a no-no anyway! This is all so wrong (except that the price is right)! If one chooses to shave, do so the good old way, and before leaving home, of course….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
Real think only it is with an electric shaver and a plug into the cigarette lighter hole.