Close to Home by John McPherson for January 31, 2020

Looks like a car radiator gone mad.

Wow, now he can solve the riddle of how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Where is the wood?

No, it looks more like a naked mole rat farm. Woodchucks stay where the wood grows up, and the naked mole rats burrow through the soil.

Wood you believe they are all named Chuck?

My aunt had one of those…

Hey, if you can afford one, gopher it.

Mmmmmm, Farm raised woodchuck!

Okay. Now I so want one of those.

That Geico commercial had an effect on Barry.

Be more interesting if it were a giant ant farm

Probably just me but it looks like an x-ray of a patient with irritable bowel syndrome complicated by diverticulosis.

Barry has a bad case of tunnel vision.

Really I thought they were groundhogs — yes this is meant to be a joke — I know they are the same.

It looks like an x-ray of the intestinal tract with pieces of brown excrement in several locations. Disgusting!

this is pretty pretty pretty close to my interpretation of God and his “farm!”

And I thought he was a Minnesota gopher fan.

I’m kind of glad Bleeb isn’t here to see this! :)

Not likely. You know all the woodchucks would be dead by the time they were delivered.