Most of those have a variety of settings and are small enough to hide easily. At work, one of the proverbial disgruntled hid one in the boss’s office. It would alternately whisper or speak in a seemingly faraway voice. It spoke at random times… so he never knew when to expect it. And it spoke very briefly, allowing no time to hone in on its location.
Like so…
Hello? Ten minutes of silence.
Anyone there? An hour of silence.
Help me, please. Five hours of silence.
Next day, more of the same. Can you hear me? And later Why won’t you help me? Or just a whimper. Or labored breathing.
He was unsettled by it but told no one. Sometimes, behind his closed door, he could be heard moving stuff around, obviously looking for it.
Eventually it stopped speaking. He never found it.
In all reality , will Demarco after getting caught using his sound machine claim that Alexa paid him to disrupt Chris Schuring’s presentation so he would get a low grade or will Chris get Blowtop mad and curb stomp Teddy, inquiring minds want to know !
Finally, something interesting is happening in Gil Thorp: the bully clique is going to mess with the aspiring valedictorian by playing what I firmly expect to be a series of escalating fart noises during his oral report. I hope this goes on for weeks.
P3: The bespectacled henchman referring to the sound machine as “them” doesn’t reflect well on the high scholastic standards set at Milford HS, the Harvard of High Schools. Their motto: “Knowledge is Good.”
Ooh, I can’t wait! Will they play fart noises? They’ve got to play fart noises! And speaking of noises, you might make a lot of noise when you realize there are TWO new episodes of Mopped Up Thorp available now.
The most ridiculous part of this is that Tony is supposedly in the same HONORS class as Chris, when in reality he’d be in remedial English, or whatever subject this is.
tcar-1 over 4 years ago
Looks like an old transistor radio to me.
kdizzle over 4 years ago
1 mullet + 1 mohawk = 2 morons
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Most of those have a variety of settings and are small enough to hide easily. At work, one of the proverbial disgruntled hid one in the boss’s office. It would alternately whisper or speak in a seemingly faraway voice. It spoke at random times… so he never knew when to expect it. And it spoke very briefly, allowing no time to hone in on its location.
Like so…
Hello? Ten minutes of silence.
Anyone there? An hour of silence.
Help me, please. Five hours of silence.
Next day, more of the same. Can you hear me? And later Why won’t you help me? Or just a whimper. Or labored breathing.
He was unsettled by it but told no one. Sometimes, behind his closed door, he could be heard moving stuff around, obviously looking for it.
Eventually it stopped speaking. He never found it.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 4 years ago
Comeuppance approaching…
nuncanunca over 4 years ago
Gas noises? Sirens? Laugh track?
Mr Reality over 4 years ago
In all reality , will Demarco after getting caught using his sound machine claim that Alexa paid him to disrupt Chris Schuring’s presentation so he would get a low grade or will Chris get Blowtop mad and curb stomp Teddy, inquiring minds want to know !
TheBrownStarfish over 4 years ago
P1, It’s our next brilliantly lame prank!
P2, Oh, boy a fart machine. This guy really knows how to get to ol’ Chris Schuring.
P3, And you’ll be giving your anal retort!
bearwku82 over 4 years ago
That cheap sound effects machine would work great in Dr. Pearl’s office. Imagine her looking around like the family dog after flatulence.
Mopman over 4 years ago
Hey – this is the type of low-brow humor that would be used in MUT. No fair moving in on my turf!
James St. John Smythe over 4 years ago
Speaking of Curt Hennig, let’s check in on his football practice… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRi2AFZzlwA
Klubble over 4 years ago
P2: Awesome goatee!
David Rickard Premium Member over 4 years ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
Finally, something interesting is happening in Gil Thorp: the bully clique is going to mess with the aspiring valedictorian by playing what I firmly expect to be a series of escalating fart noises during his oral report. I hope this goes on for weeks.
hifirick1953 over 4 years ago
Hilarity ensues!
Irish53 over 4 years ago
Whaat? A high school kid making fake fart noises in class? What will r-dubs think of next?
Klubble over 4 years ago
P3: The bespectacled henchman referring to the sound machine as “them” doesn’t reflect well on the high scholastic standards set at Milford HS, the Harvard of High Schools. Their motto: “Knowledge is Good.”
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Chris is confused and his classmates are laughing at him.
Nancy Allen and John Travolta trigger the bucket spill of beef blood.
Without visible cause… silently… pens, books, laptops, and other previously inanimate objects rise into the air… swooping… spinning….
twainreader over 4 years ago
R&W are about to be sued for copyright infringement on Beavis and Buthead
Mopman over 4 years ago
Ooh, I can’t wait! Will they play fart noises? They’ve got to play fart noises! And speaking of noises, you might make a lot of noise when you realize there are TWO new episodes of Mopped Up Thorp available now.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Mopman over 4 years ago
The most ridiculous part of this is that Tony is supposedly in the same HONORS class as Chris, when in reality he’d be in remedial English, or whatever subject this is.
Klubble over 4 years ago
These two are plenty clever….next will be the burning bag on Chris’s doorstep.