Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 09, 2020

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    Yakety Sax  about 4 years ago

    Ha-Ha-Ha!

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    Dirty Dragon  about 4 years ago

    [Withering glare]

    “God’ll get you for that, Arlo.”

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    kfccanada  about 4 years ago

    Not an ounce of romantisim in his body……

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Ha! A good joke.

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    mywifeslover  about 4 years ago

    Alright Arlo, you’ve lightening the mood, now “Lasso the moon” for your girl!

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    John Smith  about 4 years ago

    Why is it always hilariously funny when a woman hits a man, but an outrageous crime when a man hits a women? Watch any sitcom (e.g. Everyone Loves Raymond) and violence inflicted upon men is played for laughs. Where’s the nonviolent compassion, fairness and equality in our society?

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    Egrayjames  about 4 years ago

    Last night here in northernmost Maine it was beautiful outside. Fresh snow and a full moon….I could see for miles!

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    Tyge Premium Member about 4 years ago

    A man after my own heart. Keep them on their toes! ❤️‿❤️

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    You’re a riot, Arlo. A real weisenheimer!

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    jarvisloop  about 4 years ago

    Perhaps he has a newspaper that is still worth reading, in whatever form it is available. Gannett bought our local paper, and it is now nearly worthless. I still subscribe to the electronic version, but it is a pale specter of what it used to be.

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    micromos  about 4 years ago

    What’s a news paper? Oh, the little pink bag ads!

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    jr1234  about 4 years ago

    Somebody is in TROUBLEEEEE

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    assrdood  about 4 years ago

    Anybody else notice the timing? Had a full moon last night!

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    phil  about 4 years ago

    A photographer with a long zoom lens on his camera had a bystander walk over and say “I bet you can see the moon with that?” To which the photographer pointing up to the moon over their heads answered, “Why? Can’t you see it?”

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    Kip W  about 4 years ago

    Bright enough to read, but you can still see stars.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 4 years ago

    Funny.

    I often sit in the dark and read.

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    Plods with ...™  about 4 years ago

    He knew that was coming.

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    William Taylor  about 4 years ago

    Makes no sense

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    locake  about 4 years ago

    That’s 3 days this week I didn’t get this comic. Did she hit him in the last panel? Why?

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    Oarsman  about 4 years ago

    That is not his newspaper, but his phone. And Janis bonked it away

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 4 years ago

    Funny and would only work in the 21st century.

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    Uncle Bob  about 4 years ago

    I am greatful for all commenters who tirelessly and slowly explain the joke to me!

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    eladee AKA Wally  about 4 years ago

    I finally got this one! He’s making a joke about being able to read a DIGITAL newspaper by moonlight. And she smacks him playfully on the arm. Cute.

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