Off the Mark

Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 22, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    How fortunate!

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    A money tree?

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    jasonsnakelover  over 4 years ago

    Must be a papyrus tree.

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    If he’s old growth timber, he IS worth a fortune.

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    Well it looks like it paid to branch out.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  over 4 years ago

    With plenty left over. At least he won’t be a newspaper horoscope.

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    Mighty Phavahg  over 4 years ago

    Soon you’ll be “You like Chinese food.”

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    Still better than chopped sticks…

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Nice to know you’ll make an impact on someone.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    The " give it your all" lending tree

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    waltermgm  over 4 years ago

    Better than winding up as toothpicks.

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    Ron Bauerle  over 4 years ago

    Can’t really append “in bed” to this one…

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Blake is pretty!

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Ooh, the great old days of driving up north past the pulp mills. Something Milwaukee, the city of 1,000 smells, could never imagine.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member over 4 years ago

    At least it didn’t say “ you will be toilet paper”

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    WoodEye  over 4 years ago

    He got the bill….. and it was HIM !!!!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Just one?

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    stevenxfiles  over 2 years ago

    Could be worse, at least he not TP

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