Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 24, 2020

Why, because Bucky is the only one allowed to be stupid?

Alvin and the Chipmunks have been silent for years, except in replays.

Do leprechauns live in a leprecolony?

Similar pun in today’s Pearls Before Swine. If this weren’t a rerun I’d say Darby and Pastis were in cahoots.

Or if the Pope falls in the woods, is he wearing shoes?

More importantly, why does Satchel say “Chimpnuns”, and not Chipnuns?

Does the Pope bear down in the constipation woods?

Yes, Satch, but those are predatory nuns, and their habit would be to prey on you !

Bucky why do we drive on a Parkway and Park on a Driveway ? Thus Satchel’s question is not out of line ;-)

Oh my, nun jokes here and in Pearls before Swine today! Must be habit forming…

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Chipmunks especially Alvin never shut up.

As far as the ‘fighting in high heels’ thing goes, doesn’t Satchel know that a ‘stiletto’ was originally a weapon??

Nun pun in Pearls Before Swine today, as well. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence, given that these are old.