Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 10, 2020

Zero isn’t a quota, Rodney, it’s a starting point.

There is a nasty risk, in slaying the Wizard’s pet dragon Henry.

Looks more like a damsel in dat dress …

Ever the hero, Rod!

A lass, it looks like Henry is going to fetch a lass. While our hero Sir Rodney will be lass-less.

Maybe she’s just not his type? :D

Rod, as always, is cautious to avoid over-extending himself

That dragon looks bored and lazy. He’s practically phoning it in.

Any lamer and that excuse would be dead, Rodney!

HENRY! Bad dragon

What kind of knight is Rodney?

Is she running in high heels?

LOL! are won’t hurt her….he’s just romping

If it IS Henry, you could try telling him “Henry; NO!!! BAD Dragon!!! We do not chase damsels. Do I have to get the Wizard!?!?!?”

From the look on the dragon’s face I have seen enough Hentai to know where this is heading.

There is a reason Rodney is not married. He is the lamest Knight ever.

She’s not in distress. She’s a certified dragon walker.

Henry, stop chasing the damsel.

Whud up with the rubber legs on the damsel?

Hard to tell the difference between Dragon tag and Dragon lunch.

It’s Henry. You’re his favorite chew toy and don’t mind it (much). Besides, the maiden will owe you and the Wiz too (do you know how bad maidens are for dragon health?)!

I thought she was in Dat Dress!

What about your damsel quota?…

She may be just trying to get the knight’s (I forgot his name) attention. He may be missing a good hayride!

The unpleasant (and generally unspoken) truth about damsels in distress is that very often, the distress is of her own making…

That’s just Henry. He wants her to scratch him under his chin.

“Throw the bone.”

Is Rodney a traffic cop?

A look is all it takes to see

The dragon a retriever might be.

Besides, Henry has to eat some one/thing, might as well be someone else.

Stop shirking your sworn duty Rodney! Who do you think you are, a member of the Legislative Branch?

Maybe he doesn’t like women who smoke?

Wonder if the dragon will really “toast her cookies” or if he is just having fun?

Translation, she turned him down last night at the bar.