Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 10, 2020

The puns are getting thick here.

Fir heaven’s sakes, If you ash me, I beleaf I pine for the days when yew had better ’oaks

Mayhire? Is that some kind of foreshadowing?

I think Rip is axing for trouble!

Well, I certainly know for whom to root.

Rip is lumbering into trouble!

To branch off in another direction, I’ve got the TWIN PEAKS opening sequence and theme stuck in my head.

Instead of Mayhire it should be Wayhire, no?

She makes Cobra Carson look like the “good guy”.

KA-Rim Shot!

Good job of making her look like an ice queen.

KA-SAPPY PROFESSION!

Looks like there are some rotten apples on the McGee family tree.

Is anyone else board with these puns?

She’s a tough broad- a la Lauren Bacall…

All these puns have me yelling “TIMBER!!!”

i’m getting as fir away from this as possible…i’m going to the beech

I feel that I am being pine needled here.