Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 09, 2020

I just need something for bookworm.

I never like to hear dangling and removed in the same sentence.

the one on the left had an introduction from a friend…

Brown book is also suing his congressman for sex abuse when all his pages came back bent over!

Of course the one going to the chiropractor is getting his spine realigned.

The one they are working on now is getting a strong laxative, he’s hard bound.

‘paging Doctor Book!’

Blame my late wife for the patients with broken spines.

“All right, take off your dust jacket and get up on the reading stand…”

They’re all in a bind.

I’m having a Typo-recto-my.

Unless that dangling participle is inflamed, that’s elective surgery and will cost you.

One has a sore Index finger.

O-k, that tears it.

Four puns in one cartoon? Not even Pastis would dare!