Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 01, 2020

The Empress’s new clothes.

Just as long as she doesn’t meet Mr. Kool Kat.

She’s going out to meet up with Homeslice (Lennie Peterson’s cat).

She’s going to hook up with Monty’s cat “Fleshy”.

Who does she sphinx she is?

I could make a remark here about liking shaved “cats” … but I’ll restrain myself.

C’mon Dad, I’ve got front row tix to see the Stray Cats.

I’m on the fence about this one.

Dad.. knows what happens when you hook up with a hairless cat and is protecting her from the fate that met her mother.

Humans are amazing, we invented a rat-cat.

All the guys expect a hairless pussy these days. What a pitty.