Pickles by Brian Crane for December 31, 2019

I’d hate to know what Earl #1 was for.

How do you spill motor oil on the carpet? Do you open the can and then bring it in the house so you can read it while sitting on the toilet?

I blame mine on cataract surgery. I didn’t have any before….

Character lines…because Earl is such a character.

I think Nelson and Sylvia might be responsible for one or two as well!

Poor Earl just can’t win with her!

Well, Opal, I’m pretty sure that YOU’RE responsible for Earl’s lack of hair on top!

Opal you are already looking in the mirror … tis an inside job with the worry bit ;-) Happy New Year !

Not your fault Earl. You can’t control how she will react to your actions. If she gets a wrinkle, it’s on her.

OPAL is in denial about the aging process! However, EARL, keep the car stuff in the garage to prevent another wrinkle appearing…(wink wink)

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Oh Opal, you don’t blame a wrinkle on him. You get new flooring out of it ;-)

Opal needs someone to blame, Earl, and you’’re conveniently handy.

Are these two in any way related to the Bickersons?!?

Opal must have more free time than I do. Count wrinkles? Go bake a pan of brownies!

Smiles cause wrinkles. Oh never mind, this is Opal.

I don’t have wrinkles! I have laugh lines.

That’s STIILL pretty good as long as they’ve been married !!!! lol

It doesn’t matter what it is, I can always find a way to make it my husband’s fault. I’ve gotten really good at it…….just ask him.

Tell me about it, everything that goes wrong is my fault around here.

OK, let’s go play a game of tic-tac-toe.

My wife has developed dimples on both sides of her mouth due to normal facial reaction to my behaviors.

Some people just have a knack for such!

I’ve never spilled motor oil on the carpet. Transmission fluid, though… Not to mention that time the leetle blob of epoxy dropped and then I stepped on it. My wife is a saint, as my continued existene continues to prove.