Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 13, 2019

Maybe she’s hinting about a bit more support.

More fruit needed on that loom?

The usefulness didn’t use to matter before, I presume!

A nightie is something you keep beside the bed in case of fire.

Boy, I had to zoom in to see Arlo’s gift to Janis in the second panel.

How can so little cost so much?

As Fred once said, “The older I get, the better the older ones look.”

I remember years ago Janis tried on a one piece bathing suit in a changing room, that bared her entire bum and she shockingly she said something like “When did this become legal to show” Then a few years later, on a Mexican beach a lady walked by wearing one and I never laughed so hard out LOUD

Comes a time… :o\

Hey Arlo, this year get her something that’s more about what she alone would like and less about you. Jewelry works. (but have her pick some out and send you links)

He has a way of getting to the heart of the matter. I’ve never seen that expression on her before. Without the magic, what’s the point.

Jimmy me boy- that’s the way life goes.

She probably thinking long johns. But Janis, console yourself that Arlo still thinks you’re hot even if you don’t think so.

Mine and my wife’s things have both changed over the years.

“All these years, what I REALLY wanted, Arlo, was a big ol’ bass boat.”

Gift wrapping is nice to look at but you want to get it out of the way as quickly as possible.

I wouldn’t think of buying lingerie for my wife, she lost her girlish figure years ago, started menopause about 5 years ago, which has changed her hormones so much, she works out but it’s a losing battle.

It’s fun to see the old hairdo.