Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 11, 2019

Drink it nice and slow, Wiz.

Wiz, did you forget … you can use a little magic so that your stein never runs empty

He won’t be sober enough to drive.

“I scratch your back, you scratch mine!”

Is this quid pro…. no, sorry, I won’t go there.

anyone see the end of Dr. Strange, when he’s talking to Thor and keeps refilling Thor’s mug with beer? Wiz ain’t never going shopping

Everything has a price.

There’s always a catch…..hiccup

Don’t know about fair, Wiz. She’ll spend much more shopping.

Quid pro quo, literally: a favor for a favor, he just got his favor

No ice-cream for this root beer?

Now what was that spell Thor used for the never ending beer mug?

Makes sense to me. Anesthetic before the painful operation.

And get him moving by promising another one when they get home.

If it’s Christmas shopping he might need another one and the dragon will be doing the driving…

Is that what’s known as a “long drink”?

That’s a barter alright!