Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 30, 2019

That’s just sick.

People have all sorts of weird fetishes.

BUSTED!

Among other things it looks like he pea’d on the floor.

[politics trigger warning] If he was a MAGoo the turkey would be dressed like an Indian!

I want to know what he has in mind with the blunderbuss.

When he told her he loved Thanksgiving, this isn’t what she thought.

She remembers when he used to do that with her.

Haven’t seen the likes of this since J .Edger Hoover.

I have needs, woman!

How did he get the legs to stick out that way?

Disturbingly hilarious!

Well, the fat lady has sung so it’s all over now.

Wow. It’s worse than I thought. Bread, or is that butter? And Monica is still at the White House!

Kinky is a feather. Perverted is the whole bird.

That’s sick. I like it.

this doesn’t look so good on paper

Okay, who is hallucinating now…?

“So now I’m replaced with a turkey?”

Dan, excellent work :=)

gives a whole new meaning to turkey stuffing…

That’s one way to stuff a turkey.

Caught with his gun in his hand