Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 09, 2019

Where’s Noah?

did Eddie forget to take a left turn in Albuquerque?

Looks like your in the Black Hills of South Dakota, the Cathedral Spires. I think Anoesis is trying to tell you something.

“This does not computer. Shutting down now”.

Actually, it looks like he’s on a Hoodoo.

Google it.

What’s so hard to calculate. He’s located at the pinnacle of his career.

Oy! What a revolting predicament this turned out to be….

And I’m still trying to figure out why I was directed over 27 miles of deeply snowed farm roads only later to find out the destination was a straight shot by way of a cleaned and clear-sailing highway.

If that’s the bottom of the boat, one might say he ass-spires to great heights.

Or one may not.

He’s been there since the Ice Age.

Reminds me of Buttercup. Throwing blame everywhere but where it should land.

I love when it’s a Cap’n Eddy week!

I don’t know how many times we’ve told Cap’n Eddy: “Let Paulie handle the navigation! You just steer the ship.”

A man wakes up to find himself in a hot-air balloon, floating above a field. He peers over the basket and spots a person walking below. He calls out “Hey! Where am I?”

The person replies “You’re in the basket of a hot-air balloon, floating above a field.”

The man, irritated, snorts “You must be in tech support!”

“How did you know?” asks the fellow on the ground.

“Because your answer was technically correct but completely useless!”

“Yeah? Well, YOU must be in management!”

“How did you know?”

“Because you don’t know where you are, how you got here, where you’re going, or what you’ll do when you get there; you have no idea how to get out of the mess you’re in; and yet somehow it’s all my fault!”

“Aspire” to what ?

Noah was at a barbeque. When all the water was gone “Noah built an alter and took from every clean beast and every clean fowl and offered burnt offerings on the alter.”“And the Lord smelled a sweet savor” and promised not to destroy earth-people and animals again. Genesis 8: 20-21.Noah just got his SPCA membership revoked.

I’m impressed that he’s still getting a signal.

The really bad news is that he’s sitting on a new volcanic mountain island in the ocean. Worse news is the volcano is going to blow in a few minutes.

I’ve been wishing for YEARS for an arc of Cap’n Eddie and Danae together—doing pretty much anything at all! I mean, how could hilarity NOT ensue?

Why did he buy a Global Positional Sarcasm system?

Cap’n Eddie a spires to Greatness.