Tom Toles for November 26, 2019

Tom McKanns(sp?) whole inventory.

Here lies the GOP, crushed under the weight of countless shoes.

Today’s GOP should use the ‘Hyena’ as their symbol!

His Base’s Take – {a rhyme}

Surely his base will soon be aghast

that the shoes are dropping so dadgum’ fast

that even THEY can see that The Donald can’t last, -

- that for the role of “President” Trump is miscast;

that instead he’s a travesty unsurpassed,

that their support does damage disastrously vast.

… On the Other hand:

Maybe his base will Never see

that Trump smells worse than a toilet’s debris.

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It will be the “giant boot”!

The shoe will be worn by Monty Python’s giant foot (The Foot of Cupid. Seriously.) accompanied by a short burst of flatulence.

Is the elephant protecting himself with the umbrella that defeated Tiny?

{Off-topic:}

In Other Words – {a rhyme}

The Trumpites are crashing downhill,

‘cause their Cause will soon be nil

‘cause The Donald is such a pill.

… {in other words:}

The Trumpites fall off of their skis,

‘cause their Cause has a fatal disease,

‘cause The Donald is such a sleaze.

… {in other words:}

The Trumpites are under defeat,

‘cause their Cause simply can’t compete

‘cause The Donald we voters excrete.

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If the gop only knew what fools they are! This is what desperation looks like! All I can say you did it to yourselves and you all deserve what you get! You’re done!

yeah, they ARE this clueless…

“Lies in the Government, Shoe Fly Shoe.”

Apparently, one party has more millennials, while the other one has more millipedes.

Throw dirty shoes at the traitor.

And the people before the hearings that thought Trump should be removed, and the people that thought Trump should not be removed, still hold their same opinion.

High heels are falling on low heels……..

Except it’s not gonna be a shoe. It will be more like the Monty Python giant foot of judgement. I hope it makes the same sound.

A Million Man March throws shoes at Trump and his party…from a save distance.

Actual support for Trump’s impeachment is up 3 points.

On the whole impeachment sentiment climbs.

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/impeachment-polls/

They are waiting for the Other Ferragamo to drop and land on top of a Louboutin.

Middle and high schoolers booed Melania Trump for 30 seconds at an opioid-awareness event in Baltimore

No, not that shoe, the other other other shoe.