Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 13, 2020

As Paul Harvey Aurandt, Sr. (1918-2009) used to say, “now you know the rrrrrrrrrrrrest of the story.”

“Broken heart are for %&&?$”!" Frank Zappa

$6 for a broken heart. The world already has enough love

Well at least now we know what got broken at the party…

And your heart’s only worth six dollars?

She was worth only six dollars to you, Woodstock?!

In 1973, $6.00 would get you a lot of birdseed, especially if you are Woodstock’s size.

Even in 1973 standards, your heart is worth more than 6 dollars, little Woodstock!

“Why do you have to be a heartbreaker? When I was being what you want me to be?”-Dionne Warwick.

At least Woodstock’s dating prospects are in the same kingdom as he.

Interesting look Snoopy has in the final panel!

How can you mend a broken heart?

How can you stop the rain from falling down?

How can you stop the sun from shining?

What makes the world go round?

(apparently six dollars will)

Six dollars to fix a broken heart.

Now I wonder how many peo—uh, individuals were at the party.

Poor Woodstock! He fell in love but Snoopy wasn’t aware of it….he’s just crushed!

Hey! Interspecies miscegenation. Watch it, Snoop….

I bet Snoopy is guilty now.

Woodstock sounds like he’s trying to get himself a lady.

It’s a really heartbreaking story and obviously Snoopy feels Woodstock’s pain.

Snoopy was trying to score with a bird?

Poor Woodstock…spoiler alert—tomorrow’s denouement is very touching!

Unrequited love…

Cheap heart, even for the ’70s.

“But only love

Can break your heart

Try to be sure

Right from the start

Yes only love

Can break your heart

What if your world

Should fall apart?"

Jealous of a dog?

Awww, Woodstock, don’t undervalue the amount of your heart… even in 1973 dollars!

So is this about Schulz’s philandering?