Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 04, 2019

Dr. Mel, why does the bat say Winkyville Slugger ?

Best bet, Dr Mel? Don’t give Irritable Belle a bat while you’re standing next to her.

She’ll use it. Run, Doc.

With that facial expression she just made, she look like Veronica Lodge.

Needs more barbed wire.

Well, Doc is inside the rage room.

Cover your skull, doc. You don’t even have hair to minimise the impact.

“I said use the bat, but, NOT ON ME!!!

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Is that device Dr. Mel’s holding, cordless?

Bad idea, Doc. Bad idea!

He’s gonna need one of Winky’s extra spleens…

We do the same thing at the office, but they’re called ‘Partner Meetings.’

Pam had a stack of pies in her room?

You broke it, you bought it.

She will use it on his kneecaps.

And he’s supposed to be the smart one, but he sure didn’t think that through. He’ll be in the Infirmary tomorrow.

Mad magazine once had an idea for an amusement park called “Get It Out of Your System Land,” where people could commit all kinds of violent (and cathartic) acts. And I’ve always thought that there would be numerous therapeutic applications for the holodeck on Next Generation.