Clay Jones for November 17, 2019

Most apes are far more articulate and intelligent than Jim Jordan. Not to mention that ape wrestling coaches tend to be far more ethical.

I thought that the “poo-flinging monkey” was in the oval office. Or is that “offal office”?

The “poo-flinging monkey” will make a better case than any of those repubs.

More controlled, and intelligent than Jordan, and Nunes combined.

Constituents in Jordan’s congressional district must be SO PROUD of his performance in these hearings so far. I liked Yavanovitch’s initial puzzled reaction: “Was there a question in there?”

It’d be funny if it didn’t reek of truthiness.

What an insult to the monkey. He is far above the level of “Gym” Jordan.

Don’t give Jordan any ideas Clay. We don’t want him flinging poop at witnesses.

The only better example of ‘a flinger’ is the president.

It’s embarrassing for OHIO ….looks like gop got all the uncouth , loudmouth guard dogs to do their dirty work…per usual…

I’m reading this while sipping my morning tea. So glad I didn’t have a mouthful when this came up. TRUTH does come with humor, even if a little painful. Thank you!

Are you sure that’s even a monkey? It looks a lot like Jim Jordan!

Too bad the poo-flinging monkey is winning, huh?

Guess we’ll just have to change the old saying to: “More fun than a barrel of Republicans”.

Jordan,a.k.a. the poo flinging monkey, learned his social skills and manners at the Brett Kavanaugh School of Decency and Decorum.

Seems anytime Jim Jordan is involved, it’s just a total “sh*t-show”!

As is always the case. America has elected the representative government it deserves.

The Trump circus train has let loose a lot of poo flinging monkeys on the country. The chief poo flinger loves to watch the sh#t show.

(CNN)A college wrestling referee says former Ohio State University athletic team doctor Richard Strauss masturbated in front of him inside a locker room shower in the mid-1990’s, according to a new lawsuit filed against the school.

When he reported the incident to OSU’s wrestling coaches — US Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio, then the team’s assistant coach, and Russ Hellickson, the team’s former head coach — they failed to take any action, according to the lawsuit filed Thursday.

They responded, “Yeah, that’s Strauss,” the referee, referred to in the lawsuit as John Doe 42, alleges.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/08/us/osu-abuse-lawsuit-title-ix/index.html

I yield my time to the poo-flinging monkey.

I have to wonder, what does jordan get in return for his actions?

What’s the price for a soul today?

Isn’t this an insult to Poo-Flinging Monkeys worldwide, being compared to HIM????

[being a poem in which Donald Trump asks a question and receives an answer]

“Please, can I join your Traitors Club?”

“Sure, come on in, you Flab O’ Flub

Though latest’s leastest, I’ll be bound

Come right ahead, I’ll show you ’round

Now, over there is Benedict

And here we have a Tricky Dick

In that booth sits John Wilkes Booth

(He found non-treasoning uncouth)

And Joe McCarthy, and Roy Cohn

(Your azz, I’m sure, he soon will own)

We let in others, too, like Quisling

(That’s him, not steaks, that you smell sizzling)

And also Casca, Cassius, Brutus

And, worst of all, our Flaming Judas!

So come on in, and stay awhile

Because I see you’re truly vile

And though the atmosphere’s unwell

What did you expect—in Hell?"

Makes me think of “It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

I saw a picture of Jim Jordan today with a black eye, says he walked into a door.

“Da boss wants ya to woik harder for im.”

Gymbo Baggins

Very good Mr. Jones.