Pickles by Brian Crane for December 06, 2019

Ew, Brian.

Awww! True Love shows throught at last

Be thankful she didn’t use her belly button lint.

Pocket lint is sprinkles for moths maybe?

They give the cupcakes a whole different texture.

I can hardly imagine even Emeril Lagasse not adding his essence into his recipes.

Gross! I am so not eating those cupcakes!

High fiber!

Be happy with what you have Earl.

Ruining homemade cupcakes with such a gross act shows that Opal needs to be evaluated.

It’s YOUR fault, Earl; shouldn’t have been so picky!

A rerun- instead of Earl’s soup it’s cupcakes. Scrape off the icing, Earl.

They’re jimmies

Simple….just scrape off the frosting and enjoy.

I do not think that I would want to be married to someone like Opal.

Ewwww OPAL! Gross attempt

… sprinkles are for winners…

So. . .is this UPcycling or REcycling? Either way, think I’ll pass. . .

Sorta like de-smudging a child’s face with Gramma spit.

Pocket-lint is more nutritious than sprinkles.

Give them away?

He never said what kind of sprinkles.

Sorry, Earl, but “Sprinkles Are For Winners”.

Maybe Earl should’ve just said thank you.

OPAL! So super gross!!!

Sorry Earl … “sprinkles are for winners.”

Karma

I have to grin. My mom was so sweet and gentle, and my dad was such a curmudgeon. However, he eventually rubbed off on her, and she became a bit more like him, and he became a bit more. Like her.

Pearl is learning her curmudgeon lessons from example! laugh

And, yes, I do believe he is going to eat them, all, each and every one, in spite of a little pocket lint he can blow off or scrape off and feed to the dog

…thank goodness I already finished my pastry before reading this!

“I swear sometimes that woman’s out to get me!”

9 to 5 modified to the real situation

When’s the last time Earl made cupcakes for Opal?

and I don’t think you should criticize your wife!

Earl – maybe one day you’ll learn to be grateful for what Opal does instead of asking for more….

Now that is downright disgusting.