A knuckle sandwich, maybe.
It’s simple. Just use a strand of creeper held under the dorsal guiding feathers.
Stuck between a rock and a hardly place?
Warranty? Waste of money. At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.
If Colonel Potter could shoot a jeep, Calvin can shoot a bicycle.
Well, today’s strip originally aired in August of 1983, so she’d be only 60ish.
Shouldn’t that be, “Careful. Poodle.”?
He rode in a starrrship, matey.
Do as Opal does in “Pickles”: Leave them on the neighbors’ doorsteps in the middle of the night.
I eat my peas with honey. I’ve done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, but it keeps them on the knife.