Caldwell has lost his touch.
Look that up in your Funk & Wagnalls.
Alcohol on the outside of Moondog. That’s gotta be a first.
Einstein was known to putter around the house in pajamas, and even occasionally wore them while working at Princeton.
The business end of the spork looks like Bart Simpson’s hair.
GPAs are for squares, man.
And not just any Skittles — the strawberry ones.
Woody Allen said that those who can’t do, teach, and those who can’t teach, teach gym.
Sometimes you paint the bear…