Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 16, 2019

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as I said in another comic today… you get what you pay for, although they plumber hooked up the pipes intrigues me

A toilet for Batman.

That’s the shower now. The shower is now the…….never mind.

Looks like the plumber had the blueprints upside down…! Acme Plumbing…?

Strange how the human brain perceives things. I spent a full minute trying to figure out the first panel, because it read to me: “I just had my bath. Room renovated.” My brain didn’t connect the “bathroom”, despite the hyphen. I am not proud; I admit this freely. The English language is insane.

Still, the new toilet could conceivably be used for a shower. Just push the little handle…

You get what you pay for, Horace! I keep telling you this…..splat

Look on the bright side. Saves floor space.

GOOD THING THE WATER’S TURNED OFF!

Time to make a phone call with your low cost cell phone, Horace…now where is that string less tin can?

The contractor is fresh off a job equipping the space station.

Time to flip out, Horace.

Horace should be use to the oddities of space-time-dimension around him. Just look at those non-Euclidean elevators. He must not have been home when it was done and didn’t even bother to look at the name of the company. “The Yong-Thulhu Company” of Leng should have tipped him off. Houyhnhnms just may be partially arcane themselves now. Maybe like-attracts-like in that area? All he has to do is to command gravity via graviton manipulation and he can use it without problem.

Horace should be use to the oddities of space-time-dimension around him. Just look at those non-Euclidean elevators. He must not have been home when it was done and didn’t even bother to look at the name of the business. “The Yong-Thulhu Company” of Leng should have tipped him off. Houyhnhnms just may be partially arcane themselves now? Maybe like-attracts-like in that area? All he has to do is to command gravity via graviton manipulation and he can use it without problem.

Oh, that’s just horse——.

At least he’s got a good excuse for not putting the seat down.

Hey, maybe it wasn’t the plumber who goofed. Maybe it was the electrician who thought that thing was a light fixture…

Good luck putting the seat down!