You have to be good for goodness sake! And that wily Santa has been using the surveillance eyes of an ancient abomination called Varuna. They search out both the good and the bad. Though only the entity can smite them. But it tells Santa who is good an evil. (I’ll bet that Calvin would find that interesting.)
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Santa just wants to make sure you earn the presents you want.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 4 years ago
Maybe now Calvin will want to go to school and actually behave.
jpkansas78 over 4 years ago
Foiled again.
bluram over 4 years ago
They call that Every Which Way But Loose.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
Didn’t think that one through, did you, Calvin?
codycab over 4 years ago
Calvin just can’t win.
Watcher over 4 years ago
It’s called behavior modification Calvin.
JohnFarson19 over 4 years ago
The look on his face in Panel #3
rshive over 4 years ago
. . . I ain’t been nothing but bad . . .
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Santa must be the model for NSA.
Aussie Down Under over 4 years ago
My almost 4 year old granddaughter recently said she’s naughty sometimes but she’s trying to be good. A precious life moment.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Can’t put one over on “The Claus”, kid!
jslabotnik over 4 years ago
Good training for when you’re an adult, dealing with “the man”
john_chubb over 4 years ago
I like his reasoning – I think I’ll stay in bed all week!
The weather outside is getting frightful!
rentier over 4 years ago
Yes, yes, this darn Santa!!
uniquename over 4 years ago
But being bad is the only thing I’m good at. Does that count?
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Darned if you do; darned if you don’t.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 4 years ago
Hey, they don’t call him Santa “Claws” for nothing.
Snoots over 4 years ago
Later, when Calvin learned Santa was a lie, began the long history of the elusive serial killer who would be known as the “Milk n Cookies Strangler”…
DavidDWheeler over 4 years ago
thats tuff
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
You have to be good for goodness sake! And that wily Santa has been using the surveillance eyes of an ancient abomination called Varuna. They search out both the good and the bad. Though only the entity can smite them. But it tells Santa who is good an evil. (I’ll bet that Calvin would find that interesting.)
nsr60 over 4 years ago
It always seemed funny that no one was bad enough not to get any gifts.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
He would LIKE to be good, but there are so MANY other options.
hagarthehorrible over 4 years ago
I love this season of the year when children start wondering about santa and the goodies.
Taracinablue over 4 years ago
Do most kids even know the word “disobey” anymore?