Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 22, 2019

Like he cares kid. By the way how much coal do you want.

Ralph looks so cute with those antlers.

Look, it’s Ralph, the Red-Nosed Squirrel.

Oh YEAH? well how’s about I skip YOUR house this year, sonny boy? Huh? Huh? Huh? I see Ralph is in the Christmas spirit….LOL

You are a great role model!

Jeff? Jeff Bezos? Is that you under the beard?

One more reason why Santa is childfree.

Not surprisingly, Santa has come to reflect the corporate culture upon whom his survival so heavily depends.

LOVE Santa’s side eye!

Don’t forget ‘Making out with Mom under the mistletoe.’ Seems pretty bad.

I doubt he can be charged with breaking and entering, since kids are expecting him to come in and leave presents (which is in exchange for being good — is that an implied contract?). Same with the theft charges — if the kids are leaving out the cookies and milk for him, it can hardly be considered theft. But the other charges might stick.

Lots of beautiful, clean coal for you, kid!

Then little Johnny whetted Santa’s leg.

Kid does have a point. Old fat man has little kids under surveillance day and night. Invites them to sit on his lap and promises them presents of their choice if they do what he tells them to do, no crying or pouting.