Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 08, 2019

Looks more frogged to me.

They ‘toad’ you so.

When you pay the fine, they send a princess over to kiss the toad and turn it back into a car.

I have a bookmark with 3 frogs on lilypads. It says "we were toad to wait here.’

You were saying?

I can help whose next.

Such a racket…..Oy

Amphi-car?

truth in advertising!

Seems like the grammar is fine, and evidently, the spelling too!

Everyone’s car has a few warts.

well, that explains the maroon and white toad I saw back in ’56

Be careful, if you bug him he’ll eat you.

https://youtu.be/BkKKxhGu3A8

When he saw what had happened, he almost croaked.

With a hop-hop here and a hop-hop there, and here a hop, there a hop, everywhere a hop-hop Mr Shazam had a ride home.

Toadally awesome strip today.

but he will be the one hopping mad

must be an amphibious vehicle…

At first I was going to point out that the spelling is the problem, not the grammar. Once I saw how it turned out, I realized that the grammar is incorrect. The sign should read, “. . . your car will be turned into a toad.”

I used to have a green VW. I felt it looked quite like a frog.

FUNNNEEE!