The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 04, 2019

You see folks, plumbers are used to giving customers the business from the opposite end.

I recently finished reading “Moby Dick”. Turns out it’s about a whale.

That wall wasn’t erected properly.

If your problem lasts more than 4 hours, call your contractor.

The problem the customer is having may have been caused by the problem the contractor thinks he has.

My, my, that is dysfunctional.

You need to call a herpetologist if you have a reptile dysfunction.

How choice of words mean a lot…LOL

Tune in tomorrow to find the contractor went over there and wrecked em

You don’t worry. The erection in 2020 will fix the problem…

It all started when he installed those two Cialis bathtubs…

The contractor must think this guy is cracking up.

The customer must think the contractor is is off the wall.

Richard, or Dick, is having a construction problem.

I work with enough people where English is not their first language that I have learned to rephrase stuff using different words when I am misunderstood. In this case, just rearranging the words would work.

Dude, get yourself a thesaurus. Another word for “wrecked” is “broken”. Maybe if you say"broken tile" the guy will get it.

SNORT!

He’s being grouted.

Puerility at its finest!

When I call for a repair, I use the term, broken, damaged or not working.

Dang that accent!

Kinda HARD to understand

Was this published in any newspapers?

OMg! I love reading this stuff ya’ll ‘put out’!