She seems not the most charming of waitresses (or servers, if you find that more comfortingly PC). And I wonder that any eating establishment other than a few exclusive cigar bars would still have ashtrays. But coleslaw is coleslaw, and if I hadn’t eaten it all, I guess I might share mine. Not in lieu of a TIP, if one were earned, however….
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
… well, L&Ks can be like that…
…how rude…
…that wasn’t a tip…
…that was the whole iceberg…
…with carrots, etc. …
…oh, wait, that’s cabbage…
…it’s hard working at the Capitol Building nowadays…
…that’s how you tip illegals…
…
…why would Shoecabbage be put to such waste?…
…the best meetings have no people — just flip charts flipping each other off…
Randy B Premium Member over 4 years ago
The oddest part is that her establishment doesn’t serve coleslaw.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
Ashes to ashes..Coleslaw to coleslaw.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Uh oh! that’s a gas…
coltish1 over 4 years ago
Restaurant critics can be so demonstrative.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
Even poor service requires some form of remuneration.
Probably not coleslaw in an ashtray, though.
I’m sure the thought is deep and lovely, but it has no monetary value to the server.
But wait! Cream or vinaigrette dressing?
Oh. Never mind. I am told the market for used dressings has collapsed also.
Ray*C over 4 years ago
I hope there are more generous rooms on your list.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
It’s the dress and apron, Phil. Change into a nice pair of slacks and blazer. And get a haircut.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 4 years ago
In Appletonian, “ashtray full of coleslaw” means a $3 bill and 2 wooden nickles.
*Appletonian is an unwritten language spoken by 3 elderly people and 1 uppity African Grey Parrot in Northeast Pope County, Arkansas.
~ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏ’ᴅᴇᴀᴅ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀʟᴡᴇɢ ~
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Coles law, someone won’t eat the coleslaw.
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
The ashtray may be worth something …
in an antique store …!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
Because she was new, the manager assigned her the table with “The Ministers Quartet”.
It was considered a rite of passage at that particular Dennys, to have to wait their table.
Afterward, she was accepted into the embrace of the wait staff, and even shared tips.
It was actually quite glorious, though the initial revulsion and despair of serving them still haunts every one of them.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
She seems not the most charming of waitresses (or servers, if you find that more comfortingly PC). And I wonder that any eating establishment other than a few exclusive cigar bars would still have ashtrays. But coleslaw is coleslaw, and if I hadn’t eaten it all, I guess I might share mine. Not in lieu of a TIP, if one were earned, however….
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
She looks brain numb from years of servitude.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 4 years ago
You don’t want to handle any of that filthy cash anyway, if you knew the truth about it you’d be washing your hands constantly.
seanb51229 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I hope someone wiped the ashes out before putting the cole slaw in.
painedsmile over 4 years ago
The i’s look like L’s. You probably should have used a different font, Miss T.