Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 07, 2024

Albert and Andrew always seem to be clashing while Leonard is happy to not be another ‘Alpha’.

In a study of chimp communities, the researchers discovered that the beta males were helping the ladies with the kids and getting lots of passionate hugging while the alphas were out killing each other. Notice how beta Leonard is getting the ladies at a human party.

And Albert is biting Andrew. The last time Andrew had to get rabies shots.

Al & Andy never could dance well together, Al has two left feet, Andy has two right ones.

Guffaw!!!! Hilarious!!

The kid inside Andrew always loved Alpha Bits.

Good morning Balladeers!

The mighty winner will then have his choice of females there. At that moment, he will wonder why he fought.

It happens,

They started talking politics Again…

You mean … alpha male wannabes.

And, as well Leonard takes advantage of his time with the ladies…………

Ha! When fist bumps go bad, they go bad quick.

It’s still friendly because only one of them drunk so far.

Madeleine’s perfume sets those two off everytime.

as much as I enjoy reading about the happenings on Ballard Street, I’m glad I don’t actually live on Ballard Street!

All this testosterone over who gets the last martini olive.

Albert and Andrew always fight over Madeleine. Her swirly dress drives them into a frenzy. Madeleine in the meantime is trying to catch Leonard’s eye, but he’s a little slow on the uptake. He doesn’t even notice the kerfuffle by the front door.

Looks like the sleeper hold isn’t having the desired effect.

i thought only alpha females pull hair