“Well Mabel, I don’t know about you, but MY mission statement is to finish the paper and drink my coffee…in peace. So……” And with that Martin turned off his hearing aids and smiled.
Why of course! To make money and not get caught, like any other reasonably successful company. Maybe to sort of satisfy our customers so they don’t complain too much, too.
The closest you came was when you took your wedding vows. And, as the old saying goes, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.. so to the question, no.
During JCAHO inspections, health care professionals are drilled in rote memorization of the hospital’s mission statement because JCAHO thinks it is imperative to know it by heart. ACLS algorithms are somehow less important than the mission statement.
“Little early in the morning for that, Mildred.”“Need to know basis only, Mildred.”“None for the likes of you, Mildred.”And those are just from the last three days.
C about 1 year ago
We do
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
Yes, Mabel, our mission is to get through the day without any inane comments or meaningless questions.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
“Well Mabel, I don’t know about you, but MY mission statement is to finish the paper and drink my coffee…in peace. So……” And with that Martin turned off his hearing aids and smiled.
Farside99 about 1 year ago
Why of course! To make money and not get caught, like any other reasonably successful company. Maybe to sort of satisfy our customers so they don’t complain too much, too.
marilynnbyerly about 1 year ago
A mission-less statement would be a better idea.
Ghost of a 1969 Rambler's Exhaust System about 1 year ago
“Sure — remain open and forgiving to what our aging meat-bodies do to us next.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
Almost. We have a missing statement.
AdornsLife about 1 year ago
Some toast and Jam would go well with the coffee…
P51Strega about 1 year ago
“Remember the Alamo”
oakie817 about 1 year ago
it’s impossible
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
Martin is trying to remember if he signed the marriage license!
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
“Yes, dear…”
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago
The closest you came was when you took your wedding vows. And, as the old saying goes, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.. so to the question, no.
Bex Premium Member about 1 year ago
During JCAHO inspections, health care professionals are drilled in rote memorization of the hospital’s mission statement because JCAHO thinks it is imperative to know it by heart. ACLS algorithms are somehow less important than the mission statement.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
I long for the honest company which will proclaim
Pursue positive goals not forgettable statements
cfkelley about 1 year ago
Martin will know, just as soon as he decodes the cryto-messages in the classified section.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
If Mabel keeps nagging Martin, it will be Mission Impossible.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
Martin ponders……ad-mission?, co-mission?, inter-mission?, o-mission?, per-mission?, re-mission?, yet fails to accomplish the mission.
crazeekatlady about 1 year ago
Live if you want, die if you don’t.
Ghost of a 1969 Rambler's Exhaust System about 1 year ago
Let’s follow Groucho’s sage advice — to live forever, or die trying.
tims145 about 1 year ago
“Little early in the morning for that, Mildred.”“Need to know basis only, Mildred.”“None for the likes of you, Mildred.”And those are just from the last three days.