Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 30, 2022

Sparrows are chill. It’s the mockingbirds you have to watch out for.

Oh my, what did Hubert do to rile up the sparrows this time.

Even the sparrows are a little whack on Ballard St

that neighbor must have been making grudges wherever he went

Of course, if you glue birdseed all over your head with suet, they get a little more interested.

Hubert’s note to self: Never buy that cologne again.

Alfred Hitchcock “The birds” shooted again on Ballard Street.

Ooh, I’ve seen this movie.

I thought it was the millet seed scented hair cream. Remember, just a little dab’ll do ya…

Tippi Hedren would be so proud

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

I could hardly tell those were birds. It looked more like flowers.

Assault and Birdery.

Well, let’s be fair, Hubert’s last Tweet was a bit over the line…

I think it’s that camouflage hat, the one that looks like a corn field that does it.

Mortimer experiences a little Alfred Hitchcock!!!

I was thinking of the psychopomp birds from The Dark Half.