Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 05, 2021

I feel your pain, Bruce. I don’t have hand to eye co-ordination either.

Bruce’s wife Elinor wishes he would burn the rest of his tools too.

From now on, nothing but screws!! Screws screws screws!!

WHAT? You still need a hammer! Those threads are for taking them out!

Now he can’t hammer in the morning, he can’t hammer in the evening

He burned his saw last week…and don’t ask why he burned the vise.

I’d rather be a nail than that hammer.

When your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail

Bruce is a true all thumb’s man.

Die! Die! Die I say…

Yes he does and every finger on his hands.

Gotta hand it to Bruce, he’s put his finger right on the problem…

Bruce never was handy with tools, lets see how he does with a garden hose when his porch (or trousers) catches fire.

That will teach the hammer !

Only a bad woodworker blames his tools…

No more %$*ing swollen thumbs for him!

…on a bed of burning nails. :)

Simon & Garfunkel – El Condor Pasa (If I Could ) – Lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDBmRbBfRns

Gotterhammerung

Move the lighter fluid and matches, Bruce. Fourth of July is over! :)

Bruce burns down the house too.

Has he burned his bridges yet?

He must have been thor about something