Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 31, 2021

Leon’s mask leaves me speechless.

I have heard the term “peckerhead” before, now I see what it means.

When she sees the seeds on her new carpet, I imagine he’ll be seeing stars, too.

I dont think the seeds are giving him a headache…the 45 lb mask might be the problem. Just sayin’

Leon keeps giving Lucy a headache too. “Why did I ever marry this birdbrain?”

Can I get you some pickled peppers instead?

He looks a little peckish to me.

Cosplay?

I’ve got nothing but do admire those have, tip of the hat to you.

Things changed after they married and he found out she wore “falsies.”

I wondered how he got so “seedy”.

She’s probably wishing that she’d seedless…

Yikes !

Wasn’t there already a movie about this?

Jimmy Durante?