Unrivaled, unruffled I’m beauty unleashed(Yeah)Jaws drop, hearts stop, so classic and classyWe’re not talkin’ Lassie (“Perfect Isn’t Easy” from Disney’s Oliver & Co. )
She was gorgeous, so I approached her. We talked, we connected, we went to my place. She took off her high heels, her low cut dress, her girdle, her stockings, her padded bra, her false eyelashes, her wig, and her makeup. As she slid into bed, she told me, “I like you because your so real….”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 4 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/the-magic-of-being-me/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Learning to dislike that phrase!
Gent over 4 years ago
You’re not really worth it if you’re buried beneath a tonne of makeup.
littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
The flower is pretty. But is there anything beyond the surface? Pretty flower but no nectar means no buddy giving it any attention.
Ontman over 4 years ago
Even Medusa would look good with enough make up and a snake handler.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
It’s better “being me” than someone else…..as my mom always said, " Beauty must suffer!". Good one!
Differentname over 4 years ago
’I’m not high maintenance, just ask the woman who brushes my teeth!’
coltish1 over 4 years ago
Kind of Zen today, John. We are always in the act of becoming.
jrankin1959 over 4 years ago
Unrivaled, unruffled I’m beauty unleashed(Yeah)Jaws drop, hearts stop, so classic and classyWe’re not talkin’ Lassie (“Perfect Isn’t Easy” from Disney’s Oliver & Co. )
Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
That’s the word on the street, babycakes.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
From my youth:
“Twinkle, twinkle, movie star.
Are you what you think you are?
Or does powder and some paint,
Make you think you’re what you ain’t?"
Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
She was gorgeous, so I approached her. We talked, we connected, we went to my place. She took off her high heels, her low cut dress, her girdle, her stockings, her padded bra, her false eyelashes, her wig, and her makeup. As she slid into bed, she told me, “I like you because your so real….”
Vet Premium Member over 4 years ago
Two hours later……”All most ready!!” she said………he fell asleep on the couch.
J Short over 4 years ago
Let’s hope getting you off doesn’t take forever.
viking-riverrat over 4 years ago
My ex-wife did her face twice a day (45 min. each time)… Her mom asked why I put up with it. The sex was good.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
I’ve been at it for decades, and I’m still not there.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 4 years ago
In like manner:
Being ME takes practically no time at all.
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
“The young, natural look takes a good 2 hours, but it brings an extra $50”…
chris_weaver over 4 years ago
Absolute perfection doesn’t just happen!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
I was staring at her seductively parted lips when I realized she has one large tooth.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
And then I realized that, assuming she was 20 in 59, she’s 80 now, if she’s still around… Not that i’m complaining.
Indianapolis Smith over 4 years ago
Boy, that Ed Asner cleans up pretty good!
GoComicsGo! over 4 years ago
Especially when you have to fake it.
tinstar over 4 years ago
“I’m tired of talking about me. YOU talk about me, for a while!”