Kliban by B. Kliban for September 23, 2019

No bamboo?

They’ll say they are stuffed, but find room when you show them the dessert cart.

Seen any live ones?

What about any plastic straws or sporks ??? Seen any of those?

Stuff pandas don’t need advice on life’s wisdom….

some words of wisdom, as he passes on the family business…

I assume that the disciple asked about stuffed pandas, which could be a deep question, or just mean that he’s bored with all this meditating.

Or perhaps they’re both looking at a stuffed panda on the other side of the river, and thinking “that’s strange”.

‘Now, there’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey…’

He has great integrity and would never panda to his audience.

“If you wait by the river long enough, the stuffed panda will float by.” – Sun Tzu

No stuffed pandas? Must be the Panda Express!

Maybe Hobbs will float by?

“You can never step into the same river, for new waters are always flowing on to you. Plus a stuffed panda or two.” — Heraclitus of Ephesus

Hey, Pops. You wearing pants? I ain’t wearing no pants.