Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for September 10, 2019

It’s been a while

Since the moderator’s style

Left me feeling despair

But Neil is not right

I only choose to take flight

Due to annoyance

Over actions unfair

But it’s nice to see

That after weeks, finally

Somebody has asked where I’ve been

I’ve read with nothing to say

But Tracy sashaying away

I just couldn’t keep it within

I’m alive and well

As today you can tell

But I’d rather my profile be low

It stinks to take time

To find ways to rhyme

Only to vanish like snow

Good morning™, speedy analysts!

I wonder what he’s going to do for “a few minutes.”

I believe this is a red herring. The bottle really does contain just the Potassium supplement.

Good morning™, shocked model shoot organizers !

Could this be Finally Friday for Friday ?   Why would she be in a state of shock unless the noose is tightening ?

As someone suggested, are those gals all mouth breathers? Their mouths seem to be wired wide open all week now.

What’s with our gal Friday’s stance? She looks like she might break into jumping jacks any minute!

can you have a red herring when you’ve only got 14 strips to tell a story?

I couldn’t help thinking from today’s last panel that if you removed Tracy’s yellow coat, he might look somewhat skinny.

Potassium? It was obviously a case of a salt and battery!

Look at the obvious desire on the faces of the models and the way they’re standing. Who knew Tracy was such a panty dropper?

Holy snail’s pace, this story is moving slow.

Potassium comes in tablet form. Wouldn’t that be easier to take? Oh, yeah. Then there would be no story.

Why are all the women’s legs spread? Does this guy do porn as a side job? BTW..The Butler did it.

Further BTW..good to see Avenger in the lineup again

Does it bother anybody that none of the characters seem particularly bothered that there has been a dead body laying there all of this time? It doesn’t seem to faze any of these ladies emotionally. Just an everyday occurance for models?

Just spread your legs, open your mouth, and splay out your fingers and everything will be OK.

Why are the women standing as if they are bracing for gale force wind?

For all you readers out there… i JUST posted Chapter Five of “Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend”

got a little sidetracked last week so i owe ya all chapter six before the end of this week.

Take a gander, let me know what ya think

Oh yeah, and i introduced a new, rather “mysterious character” in this week’s offering that y’all may like

I miss Flattop

So, this story is over half finished. Wow, it’s really whizzing by.

I’ve never heard of potassium deficiency. Why of course, she’s the murderer! Arrest her!

Hyperkalemia can be fatal…

Tracy’s walking on air like the Keane Kids in The Family Circus!!

I want every single one of you all who have nitpicked this story and artwork to death, to keep these posts in mind when I deride Joe and Mike in the future for pathetic storytelling, sloppy artwork, and sweatbox endings… because every time I do it i get dragged over the coals relentlessly by all of you… yet here you all are doing the same thing.

#GOODFORTHEGOOSE

what? he just grabbed it from her? not very polite, Mr. Tracy

Oh, those pills are gigantic!! I had very low potassium a couple months ago, so had an IV for a week in the hospital, and pills since i got out. I chop them up and put them in applesauce. I can see how you could commit murder if you forced the victim to try and swallow one!

Kassie Jou, as it seems. Potassium deficiency, hmm?

Do all the women here constantly strike poses? Does no one of them stand like a normal person does?

“No, wait! I told you I needed—” Thud.