Herman by Jim Unger for September 06, 2019

Why?

If not now, when?

the change could kill you.. stick with what works .

why?

Because it’s never too late.

He goes for the young grandmotherly type.

If I should get to 103 years old I’ll smoke, drink, take party drugs like there’s no tomorrow………………..I mean, who cares?

Being fieisty and drinkin whisky Yeah! that’s the secret

The doctor needs to take his own advice.

Sheesh!!

I’ve known more old drunks than old doctors.

Who said, “If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.”? I looked it up and it seems that just about everyone did.

“I don’t want to attain immortality through my work. I want to attain it by not dying.”

- Woody Allen

The only thing he needs is a young girlfriend!

If he’s made it that far and is still living, you should probably just leave things as they are.

“It didn’t seem important to begin with; I didn’t expect to live this long.”

If you die, it’s your fault.

100 y.o. George Burns, taking out an ivory holder, would light up an El Producto Queen, a perfecto-shaped cigar that Burns liked to call “my little lady.” “I’ll never smoke anything else,” promised Burns, a 10-a-day El Producto man.

While showering, he slipped & fractured his hip., his doctor, seeing the opportunity, seized all of his cigars.. Poor George’s heart couldn’t stand not getting it’s daily dose of 10 Queens, and arrested a month later.