Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 25, 2019

At least Calvin won’t have to worry about the monsters in the dark if goes to sleep at 6:30 pm.

Bedtime that early? That’s rough. Won’t even watch decent evening programs like “Jeopardy” and “Wheel of Fortune”.

Oh dear, sounds like Calivn is going to SWAT Roslyn.

Roslyn is a bully and is only interested in making money off Calvin.

A true and authentic mutual animosity society…

Fighting potential fire with actual fire.

Pee in the bed. You’re young and allowed to. This way Rosalyn will have to change the sheets and you can stay up longer.

This would be a good time to build a robot to drive Rosalyn away, Cal! ;)

Six thirty? That’s worse than corporal punishment.

Revenge is sweet, and in this case peaceful!

I am so thankful none of the kids I babysat were like Calvin! Matter of fact I’m still in touch with a few of them :)

Luckily, Rosalyn got paid in advance. But anymore problems with Calvin this time, and she’ll charge his parents extra into bankruptcy.

Making Calvin go to bed won’t put a stop to his monkey shines.

Anyone think Calvin will leave it at this?

Calvin is smart enough to order pizza. Rosalyn might get stuck with the bill, but I’m sure she’ll get paid back for it. Cal’s parents can’t afford to lose Rosalyn.

Roz may be inadvertently triggering a rebellion.

“The peasants are revolting!”

“Phew! They sure are…”

There was no rescue squad, when I was a kid. Only the firing squad if Dad came home and got a bad report!

Rosalyn Rocks #metoo

Reminds me of the time my parents sent my brother to his room right before The Simpsons. My brother leaned out the door and watched the TV from down the hall, still technically “in his room.” So I held up a seat cushion to block the view, and he started throwing things at me. Fun times.

Have your lawyer appeal, you’ll be out in six months.

Hey Roz, don’t forget to use the shackles!!!

She makes money off Calvin’s parents. Whether or not she’s a bully is debatable but she certainly believes in getting her way through threats. In her final story arc, which involves Calvinball, she will get along with Calvin better than ever before.

Roslyn is wise to them.

I wonder if any fanfic has introduced Calvin to Mary Poppins.

6:30pm is not the time to make our little hero go to bed. So mean.