Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 19, 2019

If the earth is flat, how is it possible to dig straight down and come out in China?

And the tail?

This is just like Festus telling ol’ Doc another tall tale about one of the myriad Haggens scattered about Kansas.

You know, Marigold could always try to win a debate by quoting the 1987 Donatello from Turtles Forever “Science isn’t all about facts, you know.”.

On the topic of P&HU and culture, I wonder how the two are coping with the impending end of the G4 version of Pastel Unicorn.

Also, also, I’ve started slowly going through the strip in both book and online version so I could maybe do a tumblr post to provide easy access to what isn’t in the books or are altered (https://antiyonder.tumblr.com/post/185052548775/phoebe-her-unicorn-comic-strip-link-collection), and while looking through some I started a section for P&HU on here (https://mlpfanart.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_FiM_references_in_other_media).

should have said the matterhorn

Has anyone made a Unicron (not misspelled) joke yet? Phoebe’s dad would get it, at least.

Globus Oblate Spheroid has a microhorn, I’m afraid. Everest is about 0.07% of the Earth’s diameter IIRC, while Marigold’s horn is what, 10% of her length or so?

Nice save, Marigold.

Did the globus oblate spheroid unicorn overindulge in artisanal hay?

Well, I guess I can’t really dispute that argument…

Typical

https://img00.deviantart.net/b785/i/2014/304/0/8/balloon_pony_logic_by_juacoproductionsarts-d84td2a.png

For the second time today, I have seen fit to post a “Rollin’ Safari” link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yltlJEdSAHw

But that doesn’t explain K2, Marigold, which makes it two horns….

If the Earth was the size of a classroom globe, you couldn’t feel any of the mountains. This is according to Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

And if New Jerulesum existed it would be like a huge cube sticking up too far and covering too much land area to be safely put down on Terra. 1,270 miles or so on each side length, depth and width. Either a pyramid or a cube. Note our atmospheric layer is only 60 miles thick.

The opposite side of the Earth from Everest is a deep part of the Pacific Ocean, so… I guess so?