Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 16, 2019

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    mywifeslover  almost 5 years ago

    Been there done that. For some reason we had to spend a couple of nights in our guest bedroom. The mattress was horrible. I was so embarrassed thinking about the recent guests we had over.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When I can’t sleep, I try reading Wikipedia entries. Works like a charm.

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t understand, guest mattress shouldn’t be worn out.

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    Rich88865  almost 5 years ago

    it’s probably their old one (or someone’s old one)

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 5 years ago

    I sometimes do that, and it does work. Plus, it has the added benefit of making my SO nervous. ;-)

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    Jason Allen  almost 5 years ago

    Counter argument: You should keep that guest bedroom mattress and ensure visitors don’t stay longer than necessary.

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    JB10000Lakes  almost 5 years ago

    For all the innuendo this strip tends to have, I’m surprised Arlo didn’t offer a “solution”.

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    Tom_Tildrum  almost 5 years ago

    I find that taking melatonin before bed helps me fall back to sleep when I wake up during the night.

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    CYGNUS X1  almost 5 years ago

    Said everyone…ever. That’s why its there….but then again you don’t want your guest to stay forever now do you.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    I have not found new environs to be more restful.

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    exness Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    My husband has been sleeping back and forth between the guest room and the recliner, because his snoring can wake the dead, and he constantly complains that the bed is “killing” his back. Whenever I mention that he could go buy a new mattress, he ignores me.

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    assrdood  almost 5 years ago

    No problem sleeping here. There are times that my eyeballs want to slam shut, so I cop a nap. Occasionally it becomes a problem at my job as an air traffic controller though. kidding!

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    Tyge Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It was put there to keep “guests” from outstaying their welcome! ;o)

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    Tyge Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It was put there to keep “guests” from outstaying their welcome! ;o)

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    JrzyGrrl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ah, the opening salvo for a complete reno – first it’s the mattress, then the bed. Next the walls need painting, and the old carpet should be replaced. Oh, and some new art for the walls and a new chair for the sitting area, as well…

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    Tyge Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    OK, Jimmy? Where’s the real Arlo and what have you done with him? ;o)

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    Vaporman  almost 5 years ago

    You really don’t want a GREAT mattress in the guest room! Too tempting to overstay…

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    Some exercise,say boudoir gymnastics, would tire her out enough to sleep…

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