Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 05, 2019

Uh-oh — don’t anybody stand too close to Whamond, just in case God’s aim is off a little…

Ralph’s steering clear of both of them.

Severe case of one-up-man-ship.

Ha! WATCH this! I can also build an ark better than you….No you can’t, Yes I can….

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they’’re on the tenth hole. Moses hits the ball and it heads straight for a pond. Just before the ball hits the water, the pond parts and the ball rolls up onto the green.

Jesus winds up and hits one about to the same spot. Jesus’ ball hits the water and skips across. All of a sudden, lightning flashes and a ball drops from the sky. A fish swallows it, a bird picks up the fish and drops the ball onto a turtle, that walks over to the hole and drops it in.

Moses turns to Jesus and says, ‘’I hate it when your dad plays!’’

Here’s another one:

Once upon a time Jesus and Moses were playing golf. This course had a particularly difficult hole, and Moses expressed his doubts that Jesus could make the shot over the water.

“Watch this, Moses, I think I can do it,” exclaimed Jesus. “I’ve seen Arnold Palmer make this shot, Golf Swing and if Arnold Palmer can do it, then so can I.”

Moses rolled his eyes and let Jesus try. Sure enough, the ball splashed into the water. Moses parted the water for Jesus, who went in to retrieve his ball.

Jesus, however, was not ready to give up.

“I know I can do this, Moses — I’ve seen Arnold Palmer do it, and if he can do it, then so can I.”

True to form, however, Jesus’ ball ended up back in the water. Moses parted the water, and Jesus went in to retrieve the ball.

“Look, Jesus,” said Moses. “Try again if you like, but I’m not parting the water for you again.”

“Fair enough, Moses,” said Jesus. “But you know, I’ve seen Arnold Palmer make this shot, and if Arnold Palmer can do it, then so can I.”

Once again, Jesus’ ball was in the water. Jesus proceeded to walk upon the water to get it.

Another group of golfers came up behind Moses and saw Jesus walking on the water. “Holy Cow!” one of them said to Moses. “Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?”

“No,” said Moses, rolling his eyes, “He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer.”

water those guys doing?

Savior the moment.

But Moses had to bring a flock of sheep.. something JC would not be able to do while showing off his new shoes.

Everyone makes a big deal about Moses parting the Red Sea, but I’ve always thought Joshua’s parting of the Jordan River was more impressive – the river kept flowing, and the water just started “backing up in a heap a great distance away” (Joshua 3:16). Would’ve been even more suitable with this comic, given that Joshua and Jesus are the same name in Hebrew.

Somebody has been reading ’Showoffs in the Bible!"

Is Moses a deity?

Hey, Seuss! Moses has you beat on this one.

Ummm…Moses didn’t really part the Red Sea. It was God who parted it for him.

Not that I care about any side, but the first one did it so other people could cross, the other one did it so other people could see him doing it

“I don’t care who your father is. Stop walking on the water. You’re scaring the fish!”

Nobody likes a showoff.