Do not inhale, close it immediately. Good work you two. And that is what you do. The CDC might be called in just in case they think it might be a biological.
White powder is rarely good. Could be sugar or soap, could be cocaine or heroin, or if really unlucky it could be anthrax. You really don’t want to be testing it yourself, in any case.
Hello Tracy. You won’t believe this but Candi just found a thermos with a baggy of white powder in her gym bag and it’s not ours. Could you pick it up and return it to its rightful owner? We think someone put it there by mistake at the theatre where I’m performing as the narrator of “Our Town”. Hope you will attend my performance.
1- BARBER POLE: Did children drink a lot of coffee in the 40’s? 2- SUGAR DADDY: Ummm, I can’t remember. Maybe. They hadn’t invented energy drinks yet. 3- BARBER POLE: Hey! This has white powder in it! It could be worth a fortune on the street! No more waiting for you to kick off Sugar Daddy. Adios! SUGAR DADDY: No, that’s just where I keep my snortable Dark Web male enhancement powder. I only pay $10 an ounce for it. Wait. Whadaya mean “wait for me to kick off”? BARBER POLE: Shoot. In a corner again…wait for you to kick off your next hit play of course. What’d you think I meant? SUGAR DADDY: Huh? What were we talking about?
This might have been mentioned before, but I believe Vitamin’s hair was white before and now it’s gray. Is this perhaps to indicate he’s becoming more young at heart with a new wife and child?
Snow time like the present for a call to Dick Tracy! Kandikane and Vitamin are handling this surprise package as well as can be expected. But Little Doc is the wild card in this play….
Neil Wick almost 5 years ago
Good morning™, newlyweds!
Calling Dick Tracy!
DaJellyBelly almost 5 years ago
Two wise people!
HarryCK almost 5 years ago
Good morning™, alarmed discoverers !
The cat’s out of the bag and the Coke’s out of the can !
HarryCK almost 5 years ago
What we have is an unknown white powder substance, but no failure to communicate. .
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Do not inhale, close it immediately. Good work you two. And that is what you do. The CDC might be called in just in case they think it might be a biological.
jonahhex1 almost 5 years ago
Vitamin Flintheart is still sharp as a tack….I see Dick Tracy setting a trap for a particular drug dealer we all know.
Mark Jeffrey Premium Member almost 5 years ago
White powder is rarely good. Could be sugar or soap, could be cocaine or heroin, or if really unlucky it could be anthrax. You really don’t want to be testing it yourself, in any case.
iggyman almost 5 years ago
Close it quick the stuff out there now, if you touch it you might get really ill!
crobinson019 almost 5 years ago
Sick Thug puts packet in wrong bag—hilarity ensues…
DonLee2 almost 5 years ago
I hear Ted Knight’s voice when I read Vitamin’s dialogue — somewhere between “Ted Baxter” and the “Super Friends” narrator in pomposity and smarts.
kantuck-nadie almost 5 years ago
He’s as smart, as he’s a ham!
theincrediblebulk almost 5 years ago
Hello Tracy. You won’t believe this but Candi just found a thermos with a baggy of white powder in her gym bag and it’s not ours. Could you pick it up and return it to its rightful owner? We think someone put it there by mistake at the theatre where I’m performing as the narrator of “Our Town”. Hope you will attend my performance.
David Rickard Premium Member almost 5 years ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
Theater people? Doing drugs?? UNHEARD OF
Another Take almost 5 years ago
1- BARBER POLE: Did children drink a lot of coffee in the 40’s? 2- SUGAR DADDY: Ummm, I can’t remember. Maybe. They hadn’t invented energy drinks yet. 3- BARBER POLE: Hey! This has white powder in it! It could be worth a fortune on the street! No more waiting for you to kick off Sugar Daddy. Adios! SUGAR DADDY: No, that’s just where I keep my snortable Dark Web male enhancement powder. I only pay $10 an ounce for it. Wait. Whadaya mean “wait for me to kick off”? BARBER POLE: Shoot. In a corner again…wait for you to kick off your next hit play of course. What’d you think I meant? SUGAR DADDY: Huh? What were we talking about?
chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago
This might have been mentioned before, but I believe Vitamin’s hair was white before and now it’s gray. Is this perhaps to indicate he’s becoming more young at heart with a new wife and child?
buckman-j almost 5 years ago
Probably baking soda.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Snow time like the present for a call to Dick Tracy! Kandikane and Vitamin are handling this surprise package as well as can be expected. But Little Doc is the wild card in this play….