Garfield by Jim Davis for October 04, 2019

somebody get Jon a paper bag into which to hyperventilate

Way to take it like a man, Jon.

You are such a wimp, Jon.

Jon the gullible to infinity and beyond.

Nobody understands the subjunctive anymore.

He thinks that the world is ending and he’s hugging his accordion instead of Liz? Oh, Jon, Jon.

I never understand where his hair goes.

By hugging his accordion, Jon just tipped us off on his priorities …

My word, Jon just turned into the Phantom of the Opera!

Well it is Thursday. In the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy the Earth was demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass at 11:07 am GMT.

Nice case of selective hearing, Jon!

Well Jon’s a cry baby

Jon’s hugging his accordion? This IS the end.

Not today, 11 1/2 years to go.

Keep Jon away from Greta Thunberg.

There’s your answer, Liz. You’re no longer the most important thing in Jon’s life. Time to dump him

The world could end for any one of us at any time. Be ready!

I don’t believe in “If” anymore – Roger Whittaker.

I’d be sitting at the local diner with a huge mug of coffee and instructions to the counter person: Keep ‘em coming!

I’d be sitting at the local donut shops with a huge mug of coffee, a Gallon of milk, and the following instructions to the counter person: “keep ‘em coming!”

I thought Jon was a cartoonist, not a journalist.

I’ve been patient. But I’m really starting to doubt Liz’s intelligence.

Jon is Chicken Little … THE SKY IS FALLING !!! …

Stay back! One step closer and I’ll start playing it.

Yet she stays with him…..

Sounds like if the world were to end today, Jon would be traumatized. But, Garfield and Liz would have one less accordion to listen to. Wonder if G/L could make it look like an accident … (Nah—I want our goofball Jon to stay around.)

Made me chuckle.

I didn’t take Jon as a musician.

really, really dumb

Personally I think the best response would have been “Aw, flip! That was TODAY?”

Wow that was pitiful.