Someone brought a knife to a shotgun wedding?
At least this way, we know no one’s doing this half-cocked.
A formal wedding is when they paint the shotgun white.
As I said to my brother-in-law, the first time I met him, “Don’t shoot I’ll marry her.”
My daddy was a pistol I’m a son of a gun.
I for one, am shell shocked.
He fell for her lock, stock and barrel.
He knew what to say, but talked too much, he was smooth boar. That was fine with her family, but when he started rifling through her things they made him bite the bullet.
This should be a real bang up wedding…a real cutup!
Bada Bing Bada Bang , leave the gun, take the cannoli….
There’s a couple of hot pistols.
It will be a bang up honey moon.
Too bad this is not normal anymore, a lot of dead beat fathers out there.
Pump action and on target. She’s loaded.
The preacher’s mad enough to cut somebody a new one.
What is happening here? Please stop the puns! :-)
Happiness is a warm gun.
“No, but I heard the report.”
Dan Thompson
FreihEitner Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Someone brought a knife to a shotgun wedding?
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
At least this way, we know no one’s doing this half-cocked.
whahoppened almost 5 years ago
A formal wedding is when they paint the shotgun white.
PICTO almost 5 years ago
As I said to my brother-in-law, the first time I met him, “Don’t shoot I’ll marry her.”
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
My daddy was a pistol I’m a son of a gun.
CrzyDyeman almost 5 years ago
I for one, am shell shocked.
Jeff0811 almost 5 years ago
He fell for her lock, stock and barrel.
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
He knew what to say, but talked too much, he was smooth boar. That was fine with her family, but when he started rifling through her things they made him bite the bullet.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
This should be a real bang up wedding…a real cutup!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Bada Bing Bada Bang , leave the gun, take the cannoli….
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
There’s a couple of hot pistols.
Jml58 almost 5 years ago
It will be a bang up honey moon.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Too bad this is not normal anymore, a lot of dead beat fathers out there.
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
Pump action and on target. She’s loaded.
Another Take almost 5 years ago
The preacher’s mad enough to cut somebody a new one.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
What is happening here? Please stop the puns! :-)
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Happiness is a warm gun.
TheLetterista.com almost 5 years ago
“No, but I heard the report.”