better yet, don’t go buying candy bars
Me either. I eat it in the car on the way home from the store.
And if they do ’t know your name they just whisper, “hey…you…come over here…xxx”
Ohhh….Sweet nothings!
It died happy.
Must be the reason I drink Beer !
It sure is persistent!
I have the same problem with anything chocolate…even when I’m walking by it in the supermarket! And sometimes I think they actually jump into my cart when I’m not looking!!
I kind of like this one. It’s worth a few Snickers® anyway.
A piece of candy with morning coffee. Great way to start the day.
Opal needs her hearing checked, Er her head checked…hearing voices and following them is a sign of…..chomp chomp. Never mind.
Lemon meringue pie has the same effect on me.
Candy has known her name for a long time.
It’s not the candy bar’s fault, Opal! You’re the one who introduced yourself to it!
cookies call my wife !!!
Listen carefully. There’s also an ice cream sandwich in the freezer trying to get your attention.
Of COURSE it’s calling her name! It’s an edible!
“If you buy them, they will call.” From Field of Nougat Creams.
See Dear,it isn’t my fault,it’s these little “Voices” in my head that just keep calling out to me.
Candy bars have a way of finding out your name. And then they are relentless. Kind of like stalkers.
Beer knows my name too, and number.
Bakery goods all know my name, but I’ve learned to ignore them unless they can pronounce my full name correctly….. 8^)
When I need to eat sugar I pick the best and not a Snickers for me.
The wee small voice in the night…
It doesn’t need to know your name!
“I Heard the Hershey Bar Call my Name” by Margaret Cravings…
Seen on a marquee of a tire store-
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
better yet, don’t go buying candy bars
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Me either. I eat it in the car on the way home from the store.
catchup almost 5 years ago
And if they do ’t know your name they just whisper, “hey…you…come over here…xxx”
assrdood almost 5 years ago
Ohhh….Sweet nothings!
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 5 years ago
It died happy.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Must be the reason I drink Beer !
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
It sure is persistent!
joanknr almost 5 years ago
I have the same problem with anything chocolate…even when I’m walking by it in the supermarket! And sometimes I think they actually jump into my cart when I’m not looking!!
Jeff0811 almost 5 years ago
I kind of like this one. It’s worth a few Snickers® anyway.
e.groves almost 5 years ago
A piece of candy with morning coffee. Great way to start the day.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Opal needs her hearing checked, Er her head checked…hearing voices and following them is a sign of…..chomp chomp. Never mind.
RussHeim almost 5 years ago
Lemon meringue pie has the same effect on me.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Candy has known her name for a long time.
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
It’s not the candy bar’s fault, Opal! You’re the one who introduced yourself to it!
Walter J. Markunas almost 5 years ago
cookies call my wife !!!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Listen carefully. There’s also an ice cream sandwich in the freezer trying to get your attention.
ForrestOverin almost 5 years ago
Of COURSE it’s calling her name! It’s an edible!
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
“If you buy them, they will call.” From Field of Nougat Creams.
Space & Kitten almost 5 years ago
See Dear,it isn’t my fault,it’s these little “Voices” in my head that just keep calling out to me.
eladee AKA Wally almost 5 years ago
Candy bars have a way of finding out your name. And then they are relentless. Kind of like stalkers.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Beer knows my name too, and number.
1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Bakery goods all know my name, but I’ve learned to ignore them unless they can pronounce my full name correctly….. 8^)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
When I need to eat sugar I pick the best and not a Snickers for me.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
The wee small voice in the night…
Shamrog almost 5 years ago
It doesn’t need to know your name!
JP Steve Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“I Heard the Hershey Bar Call my Name” by Margaret Cravings…
Thehag almost 5 years ago
Seen on a marquee of a tire store-
“I try to eat healthy then I look at a candy bar and it snickers!”