Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 26, 2019

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    Kendall BoomSmith  over 4 years ago

    Janis doing a little guilt-reading… hoping Arlo doesn’t wake and ask what she’s reading.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 4 years ago

    “Chapter Three: Early to Bed”

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    Janis is also seeing some things she didn’t know was possible. Why do we hid this stuff from each other?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    R.I.P. Judith Krantz (1928-2019).

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Maybe she should let Arlo read it out loud to her.

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    Nachikethass  over 4 years ago

    Ohhh! Soft p0rn!

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    Egrayjames  over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of the old joke about (Insert ethnic name) foreplay. Man nudges wife in bed and says, “You awake?”

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    Tyge Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh, go ahead and wake him up, Janice. Believe me. He won’t mind! "o)

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    jonesbeltone  over 4 years ago

    Alright-some one illuminate this for for me.

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    rugeirn  over 4 years ago

    Bed is for exactly two activities—sleeping and sex. Do your reading in another room. Making your spouse or significant other try to sleep with a light on harms both their sleep hygiene and yours.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well, I’ve heard those type of novel described as “bodice rippers”. Maybe Janis wants to have Arlo try that out?

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    rlaker22j  over 4 years ago

    Duh, realy

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    TheBigPickle  over 4 years ago

    Fifty Shades of Arlo & Janis?

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    jr1234  over 4 years ago

    Isn’t she reading on a tablet so the lights are out?

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    Tyge Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Looks like Janice just read something in her “romance” novel about just where Arlo learned that little trick! ;o)

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    He may not be romance novel material, but he’s all yours and he adores you.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    I’m always up for some creative role playing.

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    Homerville Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Wake up, Idiot. She’s knocking on your door. Tend the garden before weeds grow over it. (Catch my drift ?)

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    FWPrincess  over 4 years ago

    Is she reading Fifty Shades?

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    jbarnes  over 4 years ago

    I’ve heard that theory as well. Nevertheless, I have been reading myself to sleep quite successfully for several decades and don’t expect to change. Walking to bed from another room wakes me up. My spouse doesn’t come to bed until I am almost done reading. Shocking though it may be, different approaches work best for different people.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    I can’t read in bed or watch tv. Not a habit I want to get into.

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    axe-grinder  over 4 years ago

    Arlo would be upset with himself for sleeping through the elusive “right moment”… if he found out.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 4 years ago

    One again Arlo fails to meet Janis’ expectations.

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    dtercho  over 4 years ago

    Just pounce! He’ll enjoy it!

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    rugeirn  over 4 years ago

    Do I really have to point out that an ereader IS a light? Try using one in dark room.

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