Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 18, 2019

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, the true meaning of Irony.

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    This smells like it’s going to go wrong.

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    PICTO  almost 5 years ago

    @Z51… All the space ships I’ve been on had fire hydrants.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Well, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and sniff it.

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    ccomebacktour  almost 5 years ago

    DANGER, DANGER ! Don’t talk to strangers !

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    naplllp  almost 5 years ago

    Get a load of the fugitive from the Dog Star.-Bugs bunny

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    El Cobbo Grande  almost 5 years ago

    Are they in for a rude reception

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    webman3802  almost 5 years ago

    Interstellar incident in 3…2…

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    so that’s how the war of the worlds started.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 5 years ago

    “What a wonderful new smell you’ve discovered!”

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    poopsypoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I don’t think the response is what they’re expecting!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Seargent, on behalf of the citizens of K-9, go greet him!

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 5 years ago

    And so began the Second Intergalactic Earth war, over a misunderstanding of who/what the dominant species on Earth was.

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    drycurt  almost 5 years ago

    Another opportunity to expound my contention that dogs smell each others butts because they are interested in what the other dog has been eating, not as any sort of greeting.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Get it, Boy! Get it! (Boy, are you gonna get it!) (And you are NOT getting back in here smelling like that!)

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    From the planet Labrador?

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    {Apologies to Loudon Wainwright III) Crossin’ the asteroid belt late last night / should have looked left and should have looked right/ didn’t see the alien probe star ship / skunk got zapped and well there you are…

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    sandflea  almost 5 years ago

    Chemical warfare.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Three eyes and antenna! That’s great! :)

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Let’s see if you still feel that way after you get the official indigenous greeting.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    The question is, will they take this as an attack or a friendly gesture?

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    guitarpicker56  almost 5 years ago

    Just take a sniff and know for yourself.

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    oakie817  almost 5 years ago

    i’ve had a wild skunk walk up to and let me pet it…..on two different occasions … just sayin’

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    “Little Green Men” is so overused these days. Note that the little green dogs have antennae.

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    Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s gonna be a LONG ride home!

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