While she was driving I saw a beautiful deer in the road and of course said to my now ex, “That deer’s got 10 points.” “Yes, dear” and surprisingly she keeps the same speed up. “Deer.” “Yes, dear.” “Deer. In front of you.” “Yes, dear?” (still goin’). “STOP! THERE’S A TEN POINT BUCK SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!” (now less than 10 yards away). “Huh?” She screeched to a halt, startled the deer, and almost stopped breathing from fright. We were in town, on a bright and sunny early Sunday morning in the Springtime. No, she doesn’t have a hearing problem. And yes, if a tree fell in the forest and nobody was there to hear it, I would still be wrong.
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
For my wife’s birthday I gave her an antique organ.
wiatr almost 5 years ago
I’m sure she was so pleased.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
They do say that silence is golden.
Otto Knowbetter almost 5 years ago
One time I didn’t talk to my wife for 2 years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Display almost 5 years ago
While she was driving I saw a beautiful deer in the road and of course said to my now ex, “That deer’s got 10 points.” “Yes, dear” and surprisingly she keeps the same speed up. “Deer.” “Yes, dear.” “Deer. In front of you.” “Yes, dear?” (still goin’). “STOP! THERE’S A TEN POINT BUCK SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!” (now less than 10 yards away). “Huh?” She screeched to a halt, startled the deer, and almost stopped breathing from fright. We were in town, on a bright and sunny early Sunday morning in the Springtime. No, she doesn’t have a hearing problem. And yes, if a tree fell in the forest and nobody was there to hear it, I would still be wrong.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 5 years ago
… now for the rest of the world.
rlaker22j almost 5 years ago
and she told you if you couldn’t get the organ to stand up she didn’t want it
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
You’ve got a wife? Yeah, and probably several girl friends. . .sigh. . .
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
What? I could have done that? No, way too much effort to remember.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
My mother did that to me. Best summer of my life to that point.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
I didn’t think that was possible.
carlzr almost 5 years ago
Poor Senator Belfry. Telling his troubles to a reporter.